CharmHole

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What Are You Doing?
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https://discord.gg/ts7u9gK Every year, Christmas time is always such a wonderful part of everyones lives. The snow begins to fall, college semesters end, we all get a few days off from work and many a gift is given. Sometimes the hardest part is finding out what to buy for your loved ones, there are just so many choices and guessing is such a hassle. Luckily we live in the 20th century and its not taboo to ask what someone might want for christmas. So we ask, sometimes we get ludicrous requests like a 12 year old asking for a lathe, a 11 year old asking for the next Call of Battlefield or a 36 year old asking for a my little pony fuck doll. I mean everyone is different and special in their own way and im OK with that. To each their own, what you do in your own time is your business not mine, so please stop trying to get me to go to a group JO sesh with you and your friends you met at baskin robbins. Its not going to happen Geoff.....

Getting back on track, we try and try to pick the right gifts, but people usually know exactly what they want and anything less will always be unacceptable. Its the illusion of choice that exists in our society that makes us believe we are in control, when in reality, there is nothing you can do, everything is predetermined and your destiny is set in stone..... As a slave to our destiny, what can one do but ponder the slow and meaningless existence we slowly drift through. Endlessly repeating the same procedure day in day out, no end in sight, until it is over in what seems to be an instant.... Unless..... We are to break this cycle-free our minds from this prison. This is why we must all request the Big Chungus from the big daddy, aka santa Claus, aka master, aka St. Nick "the big dick." Big Chungus is the solution-big chungus is the the last line of defense.

Some might ask why is it rated Adult+? What is Dante, from the hit series devil May Cry's, roll in all of this? Why is bugs bunny so thicc? Why?! Why?! Why?! Well I say.... Why not :-)

In conclusion I digress

Oh yeah and if you were talking to one of your friends and he was like "Hey give me some of your cheez-its or im gonna come over and clap those ass cheeks." Would you like consider that like a violent threat or is that purely a sexual thing, becuase im pretty sure its sexual. I guess its kinda a threat too, its whatever i guess.No information given.No information given.