Gregory

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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn`t overcome and didn`t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn`t say a word. She said, I`m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen in a shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said: "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn`t ask for a better man for our daughter. welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep condoms in your car.




I hate AMD with passion.


Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet? [hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com]TL;DR: To join, you must have 750 games on Steam, NO BANS OF ANY KIND ON PROFILE (Trade / Game / Vac).


Long version:

The greatest, and currently not only, game collectors group out there.

This group is for the peoples that collect games, just because... they`re entertaining. ^^
You`ll need a bit of a start collection to join: 750 games.

What do we do? Well, brag about our grand collection like a bunch of elitist geeks ofcourse. ;)
Or discuss which games are better, like Pong or Virtua Tennis. =P
Maybe even discuss the interesting designs used in all the games we've seen so far.
There`s always bound to be someone around for co-op games.
Or someone to ask if there`s any pretty gems to add to your own collection ofcourse.
Old or new, every game is it`s own experience, and every gamer has their own experience.


Anyone marked with VAC/ Game / Trade bans will be left out of the group.
So: don`t cheat `n 'steal', and keep a good lock on your games vault. ;)


There's a new group for anyone who wants to join a game collecting group but hasn't reached the 750 yet; The Inclusive Games Collectors.

For the fanatics out there there's also a 1k collectors group; VIP collectors.

If you're ninja, you're probably already aware of this group; Removed Games CollectorsNo information given.No information given.