Lyon

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17.08.2005

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GB

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(It's pronounced Lion by the way)In early October our friend Steve! was beginning to set in motion his plans to build a new PC for the purpose of high end PC gaming with his friends. His plan (which was to prove controversial amongst his peers) was to dismantle his current computer and sell the parts before the new build was ready. On the 15th of October 2012 Steve! logged out of Steam, he was never seen or heard from again.

Steve!, who is known affectionately as Sneve amongst his friends, has left a gaping hole in all our hearts. It is my intention to rally Friends of Steve! together so that we may gather information about the possible whereabouts of our internet chum/pest.

One current popular theory is that Steve! simply ran into hardware issues during the building process of his new gaming computer. His absence would be explained by his foolish decision to sell his current PC before he had a new stable system on which to abuse people playing Left 4 Dead 2. However, around the 20 day mark Friends Of Steve! tried to make contact with Steve! via phone and email, worryingly we were met by number disconnected tones and have had no response to messages. It is now our belief that something much more serious with potentially sinister undertones (as was his style) has taken place.

Another popular theory is that Steve! has ascended to the sky where he now orbits earth and guides weary travelers to gaming LANs on dark cloudless nights using his brilliantly white face. If you know of an upcoming LAN please be sure to make note of any unusual celestial activity and report back here.

Our research has shown that online casual abuse and general dick shittery has fallen dramatically in the past month, we believe that if Steve! is not located soon then VOIP entertainment levels may fall so low that it could jeopardise the integrity of the internet.

We urge you to post ANY information you might have regarding Steve!s current location. General well wishes are also welcome.

Come back to us Steve!



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