Masterpsyker

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Дата регистрации

15.11.2003

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О себе

Software Engineer that gets a kick out of Factory and Process Automation games. Survival games are way fun too. I'm too old and too stressed out to do FPS/RTS multi-player any more. All these damn kids are hopped up on soda =( For people who are into warhammer 40k.

In our chatroom, you'll be kicked or temporarily banned if you:


- Are a dick.
- Use racist, sexist, homophobic or Xenophobic language.
- Give away SPOILERZ!
- Actively promote piracy in any way (e.g. giving out names of sites, asking for links to be PM'ed)
-Complain excessively about things unrelated to and unfixable by warhammer 40'000. An example being TF2 updates.
-Ask for games to be gifted to you
-Spam group or pm invites

And perma-banned if you:

- Spam
- Link a site containing illegal torrents, downloads or other forms of piracy
- Do something we've previously kicked or temporarily banned you for
- Return with an alt account
- Are Andrew Lloyd-Webber

If you're a power-mad admin wishing to change these rules, please refrain from replacing the word 'is' or the phrase 'will result in' with a mathematical equality symbol in any of your additions.

Sacred Commandments of the Adeptus Astartes:

1.)Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.


4. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian's staff with a magic wand.
5. Thou shalt not tip the Terminators over during battle.
6. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.
7. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.

9. No, you cannot "take the Titan for a spin."

11. Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.


16. Thou shall not throw soap at Nurglings.
17. Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne.
18. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control".


21. Thou shalt not unplug the Golden Throne just "for laughs".

23. Virus bombs are not fun in a box.

25. Thou shalt not clog the Lascannon tubes "just to see what happens".
26. Thou shalt not spread cooking oil in front of a Dreadnought.
27. Thou shalt not attempt to shake the Chaplain’s hand whilst wearing a Power Fist.
28. Putting sand inside the Terminators’ Armour is not "funny".




33. Thou shalt not put a "Purge me!" sign on the back of the Chaplain’s armour.




38. Thou shalt not replace the O2 units on the Commander’s Power Armour with laughing gas
39. Thou shalt not train a Hormogaunt to be a watchdog

44. Thou shalt not attempt to offer a Carnifex a breath mint.
45. Thou shalt not throw a Warp Beast a dog biscuit.
46. Thou shalt not hope for mud wrestling during a Wych/ Sisters battle.

48. Thou shalt not tease an Inquisitor with "look Sir-Heretics!"

63. Thou shalt not use heavy breathing and "I am your father" as a battle cry when wielding a Power Sword and entering an assault
64. Thou shalt not affect a Transylvanian accent around the Blood Angels.
65. No hair pulling when enjoying brotherly contests with the Space Wolves.




Wh40k website
Lexicanum[wh40k.lexicanum.com]
Titan store[www.forgeworld.co.uk]No information given.