The Legend of Protey

Step into the gooey metaphorical shoes of the least likely hero in gaming history, who must save his world from the greatest villain in gaming history! Witness the unexpected birth of a legend, embark upon a grand adventure, and uncover a sinister plot (among other shameless genre-defining tropes) in this adventure game with numerous puzzles!

Features

• Kid-oriented design (play-tested by schoolchildren!)
  
• Ultra cheesy humor (dad jokes ftw!)
  
• Novel character concepts
  
• Linear story-driven adventure plot
  
• Fantasy setting with a rich cosmology
  
• Puzzle-based gameplay (simple to moderate difficulty)
  
• No random encounters, default RPG engine battles, or leveling
  
• No equipment or inventory management (only a few quest items)
  
• Character progression based on a unique mutation system
  
• A moral to the story
  
• And much, much more!