I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling

If you're gonna make one of the achievements ridiculously hard to get, at least make your game accurately track how many boxes have been opened. I leave it on while I'm away from my laptop with an autoclicker and I'll come back to like 48000 boxes opened only to exit and lose about 4000 boxes. If it happened once or twice it'd be annoying but fine? It happens every time. Every. Time.

Also why is there no animation skip in the settings? It was something apparently being worked on years ago, at least that'd make the process slightly less painful.

I like the part when the thing pops out of the other thing and then you do that forever. Meditative!

Achievement hunters be wary.

decent amount of content for 54 cents (got it on sale). easy achievements for the most part. Good time killer.

I luv gambling cuz it is fun and not addicting and this game is that.

Behold my time, take it not as a testament, but a warning. Beware the ignorance I once held, and take shelter unto better games.

If this game did not ask for your over a week, your precious time, hogging the resources on your computer to get all the achievements I would recommend it. It’s a stupid simple clicker time waster poking fun at the game industries reliance on gambling to make money. Your progress is purely at the feet of RNG, who expects you to sacrifice your time in the name of ‘collecting.’

But it goes too far. My journey ended at the 10 hour mark simply due to terrible luck. The rest of those 180+ hours? Grinding for the achievement to open 100,000 boxes. This game can’t be left idle, or else a glitch runs the risk of no longer tracking your progress. Having to be checked on every hour, unable to play anything or do anything else due to the mouse needing to click on the ‘open loot box’ button. The Dev missed the point of parody’s the companies that don’t care for our time and committed the same sin, draining hours that can come back, nor were satisfying to waste.

Don’t.

Now, instead of a gambling addiction, I have a not-gambling addiction

Will scratch your Overwatch 2016 itch. Honestly, this is better than Overwatch 2.

just do it

Helps with my addiction to gacha type games. I hate and love there's one so close to impossible achievement because of it's meaning, trying to make you understand it's a waste of time to do I think.

lost it all : (

yes

i think when i was recommended this by steam, valve was saying i have a counter strike case addiction

remember gamers $2000 a day is the limit

lets go gambling!!!

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10/10 best gameplay on the planet

very prideful very accomplished

very good for just chilling

It is a lil unreasonable to 100% but this is a delightful satire game. Don't enjoy the sequel as much though.

No, really. I can’t believe it. It’s a game of chance. And that’s all. But it’s a nice time-waster for some relatively easy achievements, if you’re interested in that sort of thing.

Masterpiece...

chill and relax

Bravo! Great game! I love the Waffle vs. Pancake survey. ;)

lets go gamblingggggggggggggg

VERY ADDICTING

Fun little way to pass time if you have an addiction to opening blind boxes just wish there was a fast forward to skip to results

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Funny game and generally quick, the last achievement is stupid and doesn't trigger
I did it and it did not register, this alone makes it not worth my time

Insanely boring to have to open boxes 100 000 items for the last achievement. You'll have to spend multiple days on it, I had finished the game at least twice over and only had about 10 000 to my name.
Completely monotonous and un-fun.
Got an auto clicker thing, but even that breaks and it doesn't count the boxes half the time for reasons I cannot fathom.

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling GOTY Edition - This game combines humor and clever mechanics in a way that keeps you hooked from start to finish. The art style is charming, and the quirky characters really bring the game to life.

The gameplay is surprisingly strategic, making you think while still keeping things light-hearted. I love how it cleverly pokes fun at traditional gambling tropes while offering a fun and engaging alternative. It’s refreshing to see a game that focuses on enjoyment without the risk.

The GOTY Edition is packed with even more content, and the updates are fantastic. Whether you're playing solo or with friends, the laughs are guaranteed. If you're looking for a unique and entertaining experience, this game is a must-try! Highly recommend!

So THIS is where all of my loot boxes from OW1 went...

gambling, gambling, and more gambling. Not hard to get every item but very time consuming to get the "Sense of Pride and Accomplishment" achievement that will not give you any sense of pride or accomplishment.

its a great mindless game for those OCD peoples who absolutely have to collect them all!! :)

LET'S GO GAMBLING!