剪刀少女的杂草危机（Scissor Girl's Weed Crisis）

Scissor Girl's Weed Crisis is _shockingly_ good. This might be the most addicting game I've played since Vampire Survivors.

I mean, I only clicked on this game because "Weed Crisis" sounds funny in English. But the trailer looked interesting, so I decided to downloaded the demo.

And I found I game that was easy to learn, but _hard as nails_ to master. You just have to avoid enemy attack patterns, and when you have an opening, attack them in turn. Easy enough - except you _also_ have an attack pattern, and you have to time your attack so that your weapon will hit but the enemy attacks wont.

And you can die fast. If you get hit, you have a few invincibility frames. But those are only invincibility against the _same_ attack. So you can get hit by three attack patterns and be dead before the swear word you are saying about the first hit is even out of your mouth.

One thing that can help you out: Killing an enemy gives you a life back. However, dead enemies don't clear. Instead they turn to ghosts with the same attack patterns, and they continue to chase you. Time and again I've been down to the last one or two enemies, gotten cocky, and a half second later I was dead.

But the game is so easy to understand, it seems like it can't be _that_ hard. This time you'll _definitely_ beat the level. And so I try again and again.

And finally, after almost an hour, I cleared the first level.